Mollard

A particularly small male with extremely quick feet or "Shox" who runs around the downtown area of your city wildly. Extremely elusive, so if you catch one, stick around him or you will most likely lose him for the night. Known to freak the fuck out when smoking marijuana, call ambulances on himself when high, vomit with projectile force, take slop shows to hotel rooms for one night, then paying $75 for the room allowing for the Mollard to engage in sexual intercourse.

"Dude what happened to Brad last night? He ditched us for this nasty ass girl and he was nowhere to be found all night. What a fuckin Mollard man."

Mollard by MatlockK March 2, 2009

Eva Mollard 

The most gorgeous amazing perfect person you could ever meet. Soooo smart and funny and loving and stunning. The love of my life so none of you can have them

“Yk Eva Mollard?”

“Oh yeah eva b’s girl”

Eva Mollard by Emlover May 28, 2023

Mallard Ducks 

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

Mallard Ducks by shnow lady December 9, 2019

Millard Fillmore 

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

Millard Fillmore by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

Ill Mallard 

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.

I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.

Ill Mallard by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009

Full Mallard 

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

Full Mallard by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012

felix mallard 

is hot

me: felix mallard is hot

felix mallard by tecccccccccccccccccc April 9, 2021