Moisturebate 

When you stick your dick in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. Then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love.

''So Johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?''
''I mader her a moisturebate.''
''OH YOU SICK SON OF A--''

Moisturebate by Det var en gång en fågel April 19, 2016

Moisturbating

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

Moisturbating by Becca!!!! December 18, 2008

Moisterbate 

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.

Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!

Moisterbate by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

Moisturebating

When a person is moisturizing with no premeditated intent for self pleasure, but then realizes they are naked, alone, and have a lubricant.

After a brisk walk my inner thigh was slightly chaffed so I grabbed the lotion and before I knew it I was Moisturebating.

Moisturebating by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Mousturbate 

1) To click one's mouse furiously.

2)To rub one's "self" with a mouse(computer).

Dude, john straight mousturbated with your comp.

Mousturbate by Ahnakel F. Mjuf December 28, 2005

momsturbate 

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

momsturbate by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

momsturbate 

stimulation of sex organs while keeping in mind the mom of a close friend.

"Why don't you go home and momsturbate you fag?"

momsturbate by T & PP November 9, 2006