Mocktar 

Noun: A very quiet guitarist with tendencies to snap into an uncontrollable rage....

Did you see Mocktar shove those drumsticks up bobby's ass

Mocktar by Clown Rapping Gorilla December 1, 2010

mocktail 

A non-alcoholic cocktail usually consisting of a mix of fruit juices.

"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."

mocktail by Trigger January 29, 2004

mockward 

1) Making a situation more awkward by mocking how awkward it is. The situation need not be awkward in the first place.

Apparently coined by Washington Post columnist Monica Hesse.

2) Mocking someone in an awkward — and thereby probably unsuccessful — manner.

Apparently coined by then-Columbia Journalism Review assistant editor Megan Garber.

Someone asked to define the word "awkward" will often resort to describing the task as "awkward," which is just mockward. When someone does the same with "mockward," it's meta-mockward.

mockward by PBMax May 11, 2008

mockatarian 

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.

mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.

mockatarian by boodody March 1, 2005

mockstar 

noun-a person who acts like a rockstar but neither plays an instrument, nor is in a band.

"that kid thinks he's got talent, but he's just a mockstar"

mockstar by joey bryce June 20, 2005

monktard 

To be so retarded that one appears Monkey like. Often used as an insult.

"You are a fuckin' monktard!"

monktard by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008

mocktail 

A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.

Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!

mocktail by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010