"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."
by Trigger January 29, 2004
A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.
by JavaJaneOhio December 08, 2010
by TheQueen111 May 24, 2016
Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.
by lance_u_skokie February 16, 2017
1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.
0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.
0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.
by Espressohound March 06, 2022
Bro, would you trade Patrick Mahomes for the first pick this year and five future firsts?
How many mocktails have you had today?
How many mocktails have you had today?