A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.

Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!

mocktail by JavaJaneOhio December 9, 2010

Related Words

mocktail • molotov mocktail • strong mocktail • monktail • Mucktail • mock talk

mocktail

a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.

'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'

mocktail by TheQueen111 May 23, 2016

Mocktail

A made up sports trade that seems drunk as a result from reading too many mock drafts.

Bro, would you trade Patrick Mahomes for the first pick this year and five future firsts?

How many mocktails have you had today?

Mocktail by anonymous April 3, 2024

strong mocktail

A non-alcoholic drink lined with cocaine on the rim of the glass.

Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.

strong mocktail by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017

molotov mocktail

1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.

0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.

“Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”

molotov mocktail by Espressohound March 6, 2022

monktail

someone hoo sux on monkeys tails whilst bein fingerd by their mum in a caravan!!

when in an argument call the other person a monktail!!!

monktail by matty.b July 4, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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