Definitions by RandyFishcake

monktard 

To be so retarded that one appears Monkey like. Often used as an insult.

"You are a fuckin' monktard!"

monktard by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008

Saved by the Smell 

Home made porno starring Dustin Diamond, famous for his role as Screech in Saved by the Bell. Bell has been changed to smell as Diamond performs a dirty sanchez (now referred to as a dirty screech) on one of the girls in the film!

Mr A: Have you seen Saved by the Smell yet?
Mr B: Yeah, its fuckin' rancid!

Saved by the Smell by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008