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mocktor
English, noun.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.
mocktor by terrifying cyberarthropodlords September 27, 2004
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mocktor • mock-torian • mockturnal • Micktor • mockatory • mockford • mockortunity • Mocktar • Mocktober • Mocktoon
Micktor
One of the greatest gamers of all time known for his extreme MOAB gameplay in call of duty MW3. A member of the ELITE SCRUBS
Micktor by MickJicken April 7, 2013
mockortunity
A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.
My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.
mockortunity by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008
mockford
A queerbo with what he percieves to be an eclectic taste in music when in reality he just listens to emasculated nancy boys who consume copious amounts of jism on a daily basis.
"Look at that mockford with his howie day cd's, what a polesmoker. He should go back with the peacock gang"
Mocktar
Mocktar by Clown Rapping Gorilla December 1, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.