mocktor

A playful, short form of "medical doctor", to prevent confusion with a doctor of philosophy (Ph.D.).

Dr. Smith was feeling ill after his lecture, so he went to see a mocktor for a check-up.

by DRUW February 8, 2008

mocktor

English, noun.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine.

I picked up a damp log and found a foot long mocktor!

by terrifying cyberarthropodlords September 27, 2004

mockatory

Verb; To express scorn or low opinion of somebody for something by making fun of them in a comical way.

Joe made a mockatory remark claiming that Michele walks like a T-Rex.

by Mcbrello December 21, 2013

Micktor

One of the greatest gamers of all time known for his extreme MOAB gameplay in call of duty MW3. A member of the ELITE SCRUBS

guy"dude did you just see my MOAB?"'

other guy"yeah, that was like micktor right there"

by MickJicken April 7, 2013

mockortunity

A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.

My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.

by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008

mockford

A queerbo with what he percieves to be an eclectic taste in music when in reality he just listens to emasculated nancy boys who consume copious amounts of jism on a daily basis.

"Look at that mockford with his howie day cd's, what a polesmoker. He should go back with the peacock gang"

by Seals October 17, 2006

Mocktar

Noun: A very quiet guitarist with tendencies to snap into an uncontrollable rage....

Did you see Mocktar shove those drumsticks up bobby's ass

by Clown Rapping Gorilla December 1, 2010