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A socially inept, mentally deficient child between the ages of 13-78 that likes to spam frog jpgs. Usually has an unhealthy relationship with an imaginary friend they've only seen through a screen.
Does this Miztard really think they have a friend?
Miztard by rawerxd September 30, 2022
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Miptard is a retarded midget
David is such a Miptard he ate his own poop
Miptard by Detcare December 28, 2018
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There are two types of Miitards:

1.) Someone who obviously used the Wii U's "Create Mii From Photo" option to create their Mii. Such Miis tend to have large noses, small eyebrows that are far apart, small eyes that are spread far apart, and V-shaped mouths.

2.) Someone whose Mii is barely different from the default Mii.
"Look at that miitard. He couldn't have took the time to make sure his Mii actually looks like him?"
"And look at that Mii over there. It's barely been changed at all."
"Miitards, man..."
miitard by Sir Jolteon June 21, 2016

MIRtarded 

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.
Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.
MIRtarded by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023
One coming from a school of Millard Middle School, with bad food, dirty EVERYTHING, trailers for classrooms, crappy teachers, and basically no education. But they are really funny and have good personalities.
"THAT MILTARD IS SO STUPID!"

"YEAH, BUT HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!"
Miltard by 357254 August 20, 2009
A gansta term deriving from Australia, a compliment used to describe how thuggin someone is. Originally millard, the phrase has been changed by todays kids.
miltard by Luke Garrick September 4, 2008
A person of the Muslim faith lacking all common sense. A Muslim who displays signs of tardity.

A combination of the word "Muslim" (A believer in Islam who refuses to integrate into American society) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a muztard is an object of ridicule for two reasons.
Emily: Dude, why is your new roommate standing outside in the rain wearing a sheet?

Brad: Didn't you know, he's muztard.
Muztard by flash1102 August 22, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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