miitard 

There are two types of Miitards:

1.) Someone who obviously used the Wii U's "Create Mii From Photo" option to create their Mii. Such Miis tend to have large noses, small eyebrows that are far apart, small eyes that are spread far apart, and V-shaped mouths.

2.) Someone whose Mii is barely different from the default Mii.

"Look at that miitard. He couldn't have took the time to make sure his Mii actually looks like him?"
"And look at that Mii over there. It's barely been changed at all."
"Miitards, man..."

miitard by Sir Jolteon June 21, 2016

miitard 

A person who spends hours on end making miis just for their own entertainment. Normal miitarted miis are fat, have big noses and are very, very short.

Miitard: Dude you have to see the 5,967 miis I made last night!
Dude with a Life: God you are such a friggin Miitard!

miitard by Tompkins818 April 14, 2007

Miptard 

Miptard is a retarded midget

David is such a Miptard he ate his own poop

Miptard by Detcare December 28, 2018

Militardation 

When civilian police departments cross over to military tactics and equipment. The use of military doctrine in civilian situations-against the People, the same Citizens that the Police are sworn to protect.

The blurring of the lines between the military and police results in a militardation.

Today the Police responded in full militardation to a distraught teenager. Police were dressed fully in military equipment to include an armored personnel carrier and a sniper. The situation was resolved with a single bullet fired by the sniper- killing the teenager.

Militardation by knight1to1 October 28, 2012

MIRtarded 

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

MIRtarded by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023

Militard 

noun: A person who has become retarded emotionally and intellectually due to his (or her) enlistment in the military. Also, one who is not up to standard intellectual capabilities and only knows how to mindlessly follow orders. A militard is negatively affected by his (or her) service in the armed forces- he (or she) cannot think for him/herself and tends to be irrationally aggressive. The militard cannot function normally as a civilian, and is forever doomed to think like dumb ass.

See also, "asshat"

Dick, quit being a militard and start thinking for yourself! Damn!

Militard by GI Joe 123456 June 7, 2011

Militard 

A man or woman, usually in the military, who decides that everyone needs to know that they are in the military, were in the military, or support the military at all times.

"Hey do you see that guy over there with the Army hat, shirt, jacket, sweatpants, 3 bumper stickers, knife, belt buckle, tattoo, and wallet? And all of his kids are wearing that crap too?"
"yeah"
"he's a militard"

Militard by J. Mackson January 21, 2012