Miltard 

One coming from a school of Millard Middle School, with bad food, dirty EVERYTHING, trailers for classrooms, crappy teachers, and basically no education. But they are really funny and have good personalities.

"THAT MILTARD IS SO STUPID!"

"YEAH, BUT HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!"

Miltard by 357254 August 20, 2009

miltard 

A gansta term deriving from Australia, a compliment used to describe how thuggin someone is. Originally millard, the phrase has been changed by todays kids.

your such a miltard homie, mad props!

miltard by Luke Garrick September 4, 2008

milftard 

A MILF (Hot, older mom), who is somewhat lacking in the department of brains.

"Wow, his mom's hot"
"Yeah, but she's a milftard"

milftard by ArKiver July 27, 2007

Millard Fillmore 

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

Millard Fillmore by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

Miptard 

Miptard is a retarded midget

David is such a Miptard he ate his own poop

Miptard by Detcare December 28, 2018

Mailtard

Person who holds views typical of the Daily Mail and/or its readers.

Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.

"I'm worried about Henry, he keeps on criticising the NHS and mouthing off about Islam."

"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."

Mailtard by Pseudonym_31 September 2, 2012

millard scale 

The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.

This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.

(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)

guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.

millard scale by kingjeremy August 17, 2008