mitard 

insult. the cross between a midget+retard

dave! u look like a mitard from up here!

mitard by frank the asshole July 24, 2006

Minardi

An Italian Formula One team, originally founded in 1979 by Giancarlo Minardi, and entered F1 competition in 1985. Their debutant season was rocky at best: The M185 was originally designed to accept an Motori Moderni turbo engine, as was necessary to even have a hope of competitiveness in the turbo era's heyday. Unfortunately, the engine wasn't ready in time, and the team had to make do with Cosworth DFVs, a legendary powerplant that was sadly far eclipsed by the turbo engines that were then dominant. Badly down on power and quite unreliable, driver Pierluigi Martini was only classified three times. (one on a technicality, he finished just twice)

This set the persistent tone of Minardis lifetime as a backmarker. Despite this, the team survived for 20 years, despite crippling financial woes in many years, and changes of ownership. The team's final owner, Australian aviation business owner Paul Stoddart saved the team from dire straights, at the end of the 2001 season, money was incredibly tight, and the teams existence was uncertain. Minardi cars continued to grace the (back of the) grid for four more seasons. When the team was finally sold in September 2005, Minardi had scored no wins, no podiums, only led one lap (during the 1989 Portuguese Grand Prix, with Martini driving) and only 38 points in 20 years of competing.

Despite the unenviable track record, Minardi was a well respected member of the paddock. In the increasingly corporate atmosphere of Formula One, Minardi was known for being quite friendly and accessible, and for their espresso (considered the best in the paddock). The cars were considered to be quite well-designed for their relatively shoe-string budget, the lowly scores more due to a lack of funds and engine power. They were also known for resisting the employment of pay drivers (drivers hired for the sponsorship they bring, not necessarily for their skill) more so than other teams in similar situations. They also helped bring various successful drivers into the sport, including now double world champion Fernando Alonso. They also built up a small but loyal following of fans.

Sadly, the party could not last, and the team was sold to Red Bull, and was turned into Scuderia Torro Rosso. (the B-team for Red Bull Racing) Stoddart later bought a stake in CTE-HVM Racing, a Champ Car team, renaming it Minardi Team USA. The Minardi name now found some success, with two wins from Robert Doornbos, and six podiums. However, with the merger of Champ Car and the IRL, Stoddart decided not to compete and the team reverted back to HVM Racing. Stoddart also campaigned to enter a new F1 team named 'European Minardi F1 Team Ltd' in 2006 for the 2008 season. The deal went to Prodrive, instead. Stoddart retains the rights to the Minardi name for a British registered company, so the team may still race again...

Forza Minardi!

Minardi by amtgman July 6, 2008

Ryota mitarai 

The coolest most best most swag inducing most poggers character in all of danganronpa: Ryota Mitarai

hey Ryota Mitarai sure is swag

Ryota mitarai by 42069ultimateholdersex February 5, 2021

Anko Mitarashi

An attractive, tomboyish, purple-haired kunoichi from the Naruto series. She wears a mesh jumpsuit, a short skirt, and a long jacket. She was once the apprentice of the evil Orochimaru, but she left him after she found out he was using her. She can summon snakes. Her favorite food is dango. Some have compared her personality to be much like Naruto's, except a bit smarter.

"Anko Mitarashi is the best character ever!" said the Anko fankid.

Anko Mitarashi by Lapras-92 May 1, 2008

Ryota Mitarai 

A soft little bean from the Danganronpa anime. He likes anime a bit too much, and is a bit shy. He is cute, I love hin.

Person 1: "Yo Mitarai is epic"

Person 2: "True true, Ryota Mitarai ids very cool"

Ryota Mitarai by Guy that loves Ryota Mitarai February 18, 2022

McTarded 

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

McTarded by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006

Miptard 

Miptard is a retarded midget

David is such a Miptard he ate his own poop

Miptard by Detcare December 28, 2018