Mixte

A bicycle frame that uses two thin tubes running straight from the fork tube to the dropouts instead of the traditional top tube and chainstays. Developed in France, and literally means "unisex," since these bikes are acceptable for men to ride despite having a step-through design like a woman's bike.

Mixtes are often confused with fixies, bikes with a fixed gear. However, it's possible to have a mixte fixie. In France, the word is pronounced like "mixed," but in America it's pronounced "mixedy."

I'm building up a sweet mixte frame for my commuter.

Mixte by sillygolem October 15, 2011

Mister P 

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

Mister P by Shougo February 12, 2022

mister finger 

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

mister finger by jb72 May 30, 2013

Mister Oklahoma 

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

ur sister a mister 

The ultimate form of the worst words to be used, even greater than "ur mom gay";"ur dad lesbian";"ur granny tranny" and "ur grandpap a trap". Those words can hurt a person emotionally,physically and psychologically.

David: ur mom gay lol
Frank: no u
David: ur dad lesbian
Frank: ur granny tranny
David: ur grandpap a trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
David: *explodes into oblivion and his soul is being eaten by minecraft youtubers*

ur sister a mister by urmom_gay_slayer_no_u_xddd March 15, 2018

bear down for midterms 

A phrase used during midterms to indicate the need to really "bear down."

It's midterms time, people have to "bear down," study hard, and get to work. It's "bear down for midterms."

bear down for midterms by Professor Professorstein December 17, 2020

Mistercarriage

The somewhat public excretion of a load of jizz from the anus in a bar or club's bathroom. This happens after leaving the house to party, too soon after successful anal sex. This term exclusively defines the load in a public toilet and does not apply to aftersex cleanup that happens in the home.

I just got fucked so good I had a mistercarriage on the dance floor!

Mistercarriage by Freon January 12, 2015