Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

Mittens & Darling

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.

If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.

Mittens & Darling by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018

Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

Poop mittens by KQF February 12, 2009

steak mittens

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens

You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!

steak mittens by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008

fish mittens

16th to 17th century slang for female genitalia.

So John, how did last night go? Did you get a try on her fish mittens?

fish mittens by Jim Singh November 10, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026