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Miting

Masterbating with your clothes on.
by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011
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mating press

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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booze mining

Booze mining is the practice of hiding a quantity of alcohol (and/or drugs) before the security goes up for an outdoor festival (say, like Lollapalooza) by burying it on the grounds, often with a geotag on the location, and digging it up after the show starts.
"What're you doing there?"
~ "I'm digging up my booze, man!"
"Dude, I so thought booze mining was an Urban Legend!"
by paulpaxman July 31, 2016
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Blue Mixing

In the music industry, when the "sound guy" makes an opening band sound bad (by poorly mixing them) to make the headlining band sound better.

The practice is mentioned in Five Iron Frenzy's song "Blue Mix" from the album "Electric Boogaloo." Lead singer Reese Roper disclosed the song's meaning in the November/December 2001 issue of HM (Hard Music) Magazine.
Blue mixing these next few bands will help us out Joel, we don't want these kids to forget who the main event is...
by toothandnailrocker July 1, 2010
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mining away

The first sentence in Minecraft Awesome Parodys's music video Mine Diamonds
ok. i'm doing take on me now.
it sounds really good.
MINING AWAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
by Dropped My Idiot November 10, 2019
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San Quentin mating call

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
by TJ3 February 3, 2010
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Mining Mole

The Mining Mole is a rare passive NPC character that is found in the immensely popular sandbox, Minecraft. In version 1.16, there is a very small chance you find the Mining Mole by doing a special order of actions. First, you must be speedrunning the game for the chance of the Mining Mole to spawn. Then you must dig straight down whilst hyperventilating. There is a 0.3% chance that you will find the Mining Mole's cave at sea level (y = 62). After finding the Mining Mole, he will donate you an array of diamond tools and spawn in a variety of ores for you to mine (including diamonds and emeralds). The Mining Mole will fly out of the hole and ascend to the skies after you have claimed your prize. Note that this feature is only on Java and Bedrock Editions on 1.16 or higher.
OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST FOUND THE MINING MOLE!
Have you guys every found the Mining Mole, I once found the Mining Mole and got some diamonds.
Bruh, the Mining Mole is fake, can't believe you are so naïve.
by Giahwgfa 2 November 19, 2020
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