The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to
pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals
next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a
loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn'
t just stand there waiting for the piss to
come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the
hell out."