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got laid by my mistro last night
mistro by lsquared7 March 2, 2011

mistortion 

Typically used to describe something epic, haunting & hardcore. Mistortion can be referred similar to that of dark matter due to its unknown, empowering energy and overwhelming presence.
Mistortion coming at you like a backyard abortion
mistortion by hakkattack October 27, 2017

MistroMan 

A MistroMan is a legendary person that is really kind to everyone and is just a genuinely nice person to be around. He really is a legend.
Hi MistroMan, ily!
MistroMan by Mintoiti February 25, 2019

Mistretta Drunk 

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure
Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
Mistretta Drunk by bobthehob September 29, 2011

stiff mistro

A boy who hasnt gone through pueberty with a small penis who has constant erections
Hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?
stiff mistro by krakajack January 10, 2009

mistrogamer 

Noone really knows what a mistrogamer is, or I don't.
It was advertised on jobseek several times. I think it is probably code for sex slave seeing as sewing skills are a plus for 7 dollars an hour.
Job Title: Mistrogamer
Description: Mistrogramer needed for company in Beaumont ASAP! Must have neat organizational skills and sewing skills are a plus. Hours are Monday - Friday 8a.m. to 3 or 4 p.m. and some Saturdays paying $7.00 per hour. Please come by our office and apply at 3450 Eastex Freeway Beaumont, Texas 77703 at 1:45p.m. Monday - Friday with two valid forms of I.D.
Category: General

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mistrogamer by dewwoper June 29, 2006