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Mes-StrowAn art teacher who has zero fun. They mostly go to Christian Colleges and Universities. Unlike the traditional are teacher who is loud, artsy, or wild. This teacher is quiet and nerdy.
Kid: "Hey what is your grade in Mistrot's class"
Other kid: "It's an F"
Mistrot by cheezywords February 13, 2023
Words you can keep
got laid by my mistro last night
mistro by lsquared7 March 2, 2011

mistortion 

Typically used to describe something epic, haunting & hardcore. Mistortion can be referred similar to that of dark matter due to its unknown, empowering energy and overwhelming presence.
Mistortion coming at you like a backyard abortion
mistortion by hakkattack October 27, 2017

MistroMan 

A MistroMan is a legendary person that is really kind to everyone and is just a genuinely nice person to be around. He really is a legend.
Hi MistroMan, ily!
MistroMan by Mintoiti February 25, 2019

Mistretta Drunk 

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure
Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
Mistretta Drunk by bobthehob September 29, 2011

stiff mistro

A boy who hasnt gone through pueberty with a small penis who has constant erections
Hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?
stiff mistro by krakajack January 10, 2009

mistrogamer 

Noone really knows what a mistrogamer is, or I don't.
It was advertised on jobseek several times. I think it is probably code for sex slave seeing as sewing skills are a plus for 7 dollars an hour.

Job Title: Mistrogamer
Description: Mistrogramer needed for company in Beaumont ASAP! Must have neat organizational skills and sewing skills are a plus. Hours are Monday - Friday 8a.m. to 3 or 4 p.m. and some Saturdays paying $7.00 per hour. Please come by our office and apply at 3450 Eastex Freeway Beaumont, Texas 77703 at 1:45p.m. Monday - Friday with two valid forms of I.D.
Category: General

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mistrogamer by dewwoper June 29, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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