mistretta

a short faggot who thinks hes a badass

That kid is acting like a mistretta.

by Phillip August 11, 2003

Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure

Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same

by bobthehob September 29, 2011