Misday 

Happiness caused by something unexpected

Originated in the 1890s when a poet wanted to spin the word "Dismay"

She felt misdayed when her friends threw a surprise birthday party
They were misdayed at the new stop sign

Misday by MisdayedFT319 December 15, 2024

midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.

We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.

midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017

Mishay 

Mishay is the girl that everyone wants to be. She's super pretty, honest, smart, nice, and very fun. She's sometimes an over-achiever, but is well liked by everyone. Mishay is an amazing listener & one of the best friends you'll ever know. She is always there when you need her. Even though she's not always confident, her face is gorgeous and she's definitely got a nice behind.

Your girlfriend is amazing! I wish mine was Mishay!

Mishay by girlfriend! January 13, 2011

midday wood 

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.

During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood

midday wood by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

missay 

1) a girl who wants to be black

2)pretty blonde white girl

3)learned the beer before liquor rhyme the hard way

4)has questionable videos

this girl that goes to pshs who has the last name of rogan

missay by anonymous July 9, 2004

midday choker 

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.

"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."

midday choker by irowboat August 27, 2009

miskayt 

miskayt means ugly in Yiddish.

The daughter is a real miskayt, oofah.

miskayt by jimmyolsenblues December 29, 2005