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midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.
We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.
midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017

midday wood 

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.
During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood
midday wood by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

midday choker 

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.
"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."
midday choker by irowboat August 27, 2009
The time of day when the sun is highest in the sky.
It’s midday Richard, that means it’s after 12 and it’s time for lunch.”
Midday by Caught ya slipping May 23, 2020

Midday snack

Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten
Timmy didn't have time to eat his whole meal at lunch but he knew he could always rely on his midday snack!
Midday snack by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021

midday buzz 

A: dude im so bored with school wanna leave
B: yeah i say its time for a midday buzz
C: i got the millers and the green
midday buzz by sirdrinkalot July 8, 2009