Middays
Middays by Sparky4005 April 28, 2009
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midday soiree
Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.
We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.
midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017
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Midday snack refers to the remaining or left over fecal matter in or around ones anus, that can be swiped with a pointer finger at anytime and be eaten
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B: yeah i say its time for a midday buzz
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