by Jacob Kendal May 20, 2015
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Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.
by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010
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man·ven·ture
Pronunciationman-ven-cher
1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.
Pronunciationman-ven-cher
1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.
"Hey, want to invite Alfred on our manventure through the jungle?"
"Nah, not Alfred. He's too much of a pansy."
"Nah, not Alfred. He's too much of a pansy."
by Mishunderstood August 25, 2008
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He’s seen on bigo, YouTube, twitter, instagram, tiktok and many more apps. He’s funny, skinny and sexy. Get you a Manventy cause he the shit
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Get the Manventy mug.by Mincent December 5, 2017
Get the Mincent mug.An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.
Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills
Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills
**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**
Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**
Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."
by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016
Get the Manvention mug.The flagship of American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.). It is a true man's boat which can be very temperamental and unpredictable at times (see woman). Its home port is located in Bear Creek on the Alabama side of Pickwick lake. It is a true man's badass boat.
Woman: What kind of trash boat is this?
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*
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