Manvention

An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.

Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills

**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**

Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"

Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."

by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016

manrection

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

Mantention

to receive affection and attention from a male partner or significant other.

I need some mantention

She be getting her some mantention tonight.

by JayMcky October 2, 2009

manceptionist

A receptionist of dubious sexual identity.

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Manceptionist

A Male receptionist commonly seen at the front desk. These are men of honor and respect who defend the front desk like a spartan! MANCEPTIONISTS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

Andrew: I have to go to work
Dan: What do you do?
Andrew: I'm a manceptionist.

by punkman925 November 28, 2007

Manception

When you covertly plant ideas in a man's head by saying them first, but he wasn't really listening.

Woman: "This car needs an oil change. I'm going to take care of it this afternoon."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey... Say, we should take the car in for an oil change soon. Trust me."
Woman: "Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it’s almost impossible to eradicate. You have just experienced the art of Manception."
Man (not listening): "That's nice, honey."

by PortmanteauStorm July 31, 2022

Manceptional

What is Manceptional? Manceptional is a state of being. It’s the way you feel the first time you put on a custom tailored three piece suit. The way you feel after making love to a beautiful woman for two days straight and she says “thank you”. Manceptional is being able to fluently speak five languages, two of which are native to your own private island. It’s being a man who can build things with his bare hands which lesser men would need “tools” to do. When you are Manceptional women want to be with you, and men begin to doubt their sexual orientation. When you are Manceptional you sit at the top of the food-chain that is mankind, which means you are at the top of the food-chain that is at the top of the food chain. When you are Manceptional you can walk into any room with confidence, not because you fit in- lesser men fit in- but because you are Manceptional.

If people place bids on your facebook pictures, you are manceptional.

by Manceptional August 7, 2012