Manventy

Manventy is a social media influencer.
He’s seen on bigo, YouTube, twitter, instagram, tiktok and many more apps. He’s funny, skinny and sexy. Get you a Manventy cause he the shit

Bruhhh look what Manventy posted on Instagram 😂

by pizzaloveryasbitch August 20, 2022

MANventure

A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.

Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.

by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010

manventure

man·ven·ture
Pronunciationman-ven-cher

1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.

"Hey, want to invite Alfred on our manventure through the jungle?"

"Nah, not Alfred. He's too much of a pansy."

by Mishunderstood August 25, 2008

Manvention

An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.

Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills

**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**

Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"

Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."

by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016

MANventure

The flagship of American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.). It is a true man's boat which can be very temperamental and unpredictable at times (see woman). Its home port is located in Bear Creek on the Alabama side of Pickwick lake. It is a true man's badass boat.

Woman: What kind of trash boat is this?
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*

by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010

Manventory

A list of many men that women have to help keep them all organized.

Who is Jennifer going out with tonight? Hell I don't know. She has so many of them in her Manventory I can't keep up with them all.

by TRough198 February 3, 2010

Manventure

a. Any trip involving two or more men performing manly feats with no planned route or attainable destination

b. Any trip that deviates from the original plans and leaves the women-folk behind

"Dude that was the greatest manventure ever!" (In the context of drinking all night and smoking cigars on the streets of center city Philadelphia)

by w3b5ter July 23, 2011