An upgraded version of a gold digger. Gold diggers are mid level money grabbin' hos. Diamond miners are once that really go for the tycoons and billionaires. The highest ranking gold digger. A highly successful gold digger. As diamonds are worth more than gold.

Yo check out that young girl married to the 80 year old Billionaire. Man she ain't a gold digger, that's a diamond miner!

Gold diggers are obsolute, being a diamond miner is where it's at.

Diamond Miner by Mikey Mk June 29, 2011

Get the Diamond Miner mug.

ashtray miner

A person who digs through ashtrays looking for smokable cigarette butts.

Sonny referred to Ricky as an ashtray miner after he witnessed him digging through an ashtray looking for butts.

ashtray miner by JRC83 August 14, 2008

Get the ashtray miner mug.

Nerf Miner

"Miner" is a Clash Royale card Known for being nerfed over and over again. The Clash Royale community made a meme "Nerf Miner" which they want to nerf Miner.

Person 1: My father died
Person 2: "Nerf Miner"

Nerf Miner by Scammkidzz February 14, 2022

Get the Nerf Miner mug.

DFC Miner

The DFC Miner is a brash anti-authoritative individual. The DFC Miner tends to argue with others and claim that he is always right. The DFC Miner tends to fight and rebel against authority and is considered by others a "rebel." In its free time, the DFC Miner likes to consume large amounts of alcohol, vape and/ or chew tobacco, at times doing so all at once. The DFC Miner has an extensive and colorful vocabulary that it likes to use in situations towards savages, animals, scrubs, dirtbags and losers when trying to prove a point. The DFC Miner is a one of a kind individual, is not afraid to make a decision and is a proven effective leader, especially in critical and/ or stressful situations. The DFC Miner lives by multiple life codes such as D.T.A. (Don't trust anybody), etc. It is well known that when the DFC Miner is not in a good mood he tends to lean on the nearest object such as a wall, desk etc. and begin to explain his point. DFC Miner begins its statement by saying, "Hear me out for a second here." It is well known in the land that a DFC Miner is one of those individuals that are either well loved or well hated. The DFC Miner can be routinely found at a BWW or some sleazy bar either in the 21014, 21015 or the 21222. The DFC Miner's drink of choice at these locales tends to be a tall "natty boh" or a variety of Twisted Tea.

DFC Miner has a tough decision to make on which chair to sit in: big blue, the executive, small black or the classic. DFC Miner decides to shred all of the chairs. The end.

DFC Miner by bratwurstsavage88 July 14, 2015

Get the DFC Miner mug.

Diamond Miner

The sexiest most dangerous of all gold diggers. A successful gold digger that targets billionaires and celebrities. They are ruthless as they only care about money while being good at getting what they want. Will not hesitate to leave you after she drains your finances, health, dignity, and soul.

"See that hot 19 year old with the CEO of x company?" Dan says, "Man that's one fine diamond miner."

Poor Bill died penniless from suicide after his wife left him for some punk kid while taking all his money from the divorce. No chick that loves a man would ever do that. What a diamond miner.

Diamond Miner by Moozers Cow August 17, 2011

Get the Diamond Miner mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Get the Plate of Brown mug.

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Get the Larpenomics mug.

Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

Word of the Day on October 20, 2026

Get the Palmela Handerson mug.