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Millenniot 

Noun
mil-len-ee-uh t...A Millenniot is a person born in the 1980s or 1990s who's education has degraded so bad that they can barely coexist with modern society. One who needs to take a class on how to be an adult. They are a combination of millennialsand idiots. They create new words and language because the common one is too complictaed, and prefer to be politically correct because their cranial cavitiesare too far up their anal orifices.
The Millenniot stood in the kitchen shaking violently after reading the directions on the back of the catsup bottle, which read shake well before opening.
Millenniot by Havilah_Springs March 8, 2017
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Millennial Plans 

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment
Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans
Millennial Plans by rtalati January 17, 2022

Millennialtrash 

An extremely attractive male that owns a pet rat.
Ugh, he's so hot but he's also a millennialtrash

Millennihoe

A female (not gay) that has no man, not interested in getting a man, but will act like she likes you for your attention, has more men in the friend zone then she has real friends.
Look at that millennihoe, all them men she dumped in the friend zone are fucked up now.
Millennihoe by XGEN2.0 December 26, 2016

Millennimo 

A millennial who is usually ostensibly straight but buttons the top button of his golf shirt , has skinny arms and is a trace effeminate. He can’t change at the gym, and has a fear of nudity except he stares at older naked men.
Damn, Roger brought his hipster looking nephew to work out with us and he looked like a hipster and went home in his sweaty clothes . I think he’s a millennimo
Millennimo by Davedale August 23, 2019

Millennial Promotion 

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.
Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"
Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018
Word of the Day on December 14, 2018

Millennium gangster 

People between the ages of 15-25 who act extremely hard for white suburbanites. They act as if they are "about that life" but in actuality they have most likely never been in a fight. The hard knock life they portray is a complete fallacy and is most likely an over compensation for a lack of self-confidence. They will continue to make Facebook posts about people who are "bout to catch wreck", however when they are confronted face to face with the situation, they will immediately try to "talk it out"'
Did you see the millennium gangster in the store wearing the snap back and skinny jeans start crying when the lady caught him stealing and told him if he didn't put the stuff back she was gonna get her son to beat his ass.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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