Definitions by Shmavery

Silverflake 

A graying boomer snowflake who gets offended about changes in the world that they don't understand.

Look how upset old Uncle Bill is getting about the amount of choices on the Café menu, what a silverflake.

Silverflake by Shmavery August 21, 2022

Double Dutch Dick 

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

Double Dutch Dick by Shmavery October 13, 2019

Gummy Bear 

A Gay "bear" with no teeth.

Im going down to the gold age club to see if i can find me a gummy bear

Gummy Bear by Shmavery October 13, 2019

Bass Pro Redneck 

A wanna be redneck that lives within a short driving distance of a major city and enjoys all the luxuries of said city, but act like they live in nowhere, Alabama. generally buy all their gear at bass pro shop, dress like a cowboy, drive around in a over sized brand new truck, listen to Luke Bryan and Taylor swift, work in a successful trade yet act like they are oppressed and hate immigrants.

Look at that Bass Pro redneck, probably never dug out a shit house in his life.

Bass Pro Redneck by Shmavery September 23, 2019

Millennial Promotion 

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.

Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"

Millennial Promotion by Shmavery December 10, 2018