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Milfage

The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal.
No way, she's over 40! She must've hit her milfage!
by mmmBooty June 15, 2008
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banana mileage coefficient

coefficient representing the ratio of the number of times the word "banana" is spoken to distance traveled in a day, expressed in miles.
Proposed for physics and mathematics by Sean "Day9" Plott.
"There are many utterly useless coefficients in physics, like the "Banana Mileage Coefficient", which is useful for absolutely nothing, except wild rabbit trails.
by Breowleh February 4, 2013
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mileage

The term to describe wear and tear on women who have either had alot of sex, or the amount of kids she gave birth to.
Devin was dating Katie. However, due to the mileage that she had on her with 6 kids, and a well known hoodrat she was, he decided to break it off with her completely.
by Big Kev November 7, 2005
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milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010
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Milfates

MILFs who do Pilates. Considerably hotter than regular MILFs.
Joe: I love my Gym - it is filled with Milfates!
Don: Whoa man. that is amazing
by thisismynewname October 7, 2011
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dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
by flyingdog January 29, 2008
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cock mileage

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.
by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010
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