Milfag is an expression of describing airsoft players who go hardcore milsim and scream commands at you, they are normally very fat and out of shape and dont look like they would actually be in the military.
Dude this guys actually being an absolute milfag right now.
by Truceacred June 11, 2019
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The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal.
No way, she's over 40! She must've hit her milfage!
by mmmBooty June 10, 2008
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1) A large, deaf person who has an irrational fear of giving away his middle name.

2) A "short bus"

3) Frequently says dumb things that are very funny
-Hey Milfag, what's your middle name?
-What?
-What's your middle name?
-I can't tell you.
by Master Bus May 1, 2010
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