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mile long club
mile long club by olygirl August 8, 2005
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Mile Long Club
Sex while riding the train: in coach. (So you have to do it in the bathroom like in the airplane "Mile High Club")
Mile Long Club by GeorgeStacey June 19, 2010
Mile-Long Spread
When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.
Mile-Long Spread by Rionox February 14, 2023
Mile long club
Mile long club by Smokertoker420 June 6, 2009
Mile Long Sub.
spin off of mile long club
this term is the under ground version. any form of sex on a subway. also see long bus.
this term is the under ground version. any form of sex on a subway. also see long bus.
after shopping my wife asked" what way are we going home" and i told her" we're taking the mile long sub. "
Mile Long Sub. by mar'scorpio February 20, 2010
mile long club
A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
mile long club by R. Reynolds December 11, 2008
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