plan's definitions

New shirt nipples

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.

"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"

by Plan February 5, 2013

mile long

A physical attribute where a woman's nipples grow outward to an astounding degree when excited.

Her mile longs almost poked my eye out.

by plan September 1, 2006