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middle age

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.
by Vermont Ferret August 3, 2005
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middle age speech

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language
I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.
by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016
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Middle-Age Speedball

Like the "Pill-Lattes" but for men. Strong coffee or an energy drink and a Percodan/Percocet/ Oxy/ etc.... Usually chewed.

Older guys with physical jobs are the demographic here....
I get through the day on with a Middle-Age Speedball.
by Canis Maximus November 22, 2010
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middle age hottt

thirty plus chick with beautiful features
yo, your mom is middle age hottt she is a goddamn MILF.

yo, did you see miss robinson she is middle age hottt!
by spaniard & mandingo. August 21, 2011
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middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.
Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!
by NannyLumps February 5, 2017
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silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
by ?fruit March 31, 2017
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middle aged slang

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*
Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
by Angelacia June 13, 2007
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