15 definitions by Vermont Ferret

(1) Depending on the context, an acronym for either "Stay-At-Home-Mom" or "Shit-Ass-Ho-Motherfucker" (see dooce).

(2) Last name of the greatest white blues singer ever.

(noun): Anyone who dehumanizes themselves by selling their soul to others. The term can be applied to either a man or a woman or--as in the case of <Anne Coulter>--both.

(noun, proper name): Overrated, overfed, and inexplicably popular right-wing American comedian--as the term is most broadly applied--who appeals to the same individuals who believe Garth Brooks is a legendary country-western singer, Billy Crystal is a national treasure, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND is the ultimate in primetime television programming, and Sen. Bill Frist can distinguish potential Republican campaign donors from people in a persistent vegetative state.

(noun, proper name): A sleazy,lying, anorexic, pin-legged, right-wing alcoholic twinkie ho who subsists entirely on a diet of cigarettes and Chardonnay.

(exclamation): Originating as a greeting by Chief Thunderthud (the only Indian ever to have a moustache) to the Peanut Gallery on the 50's television program "The Howdy Doody Show", the term was later adopted by surfers in the 60's.

(noun, from chinga): Literally "little fucking thing". Used to describe (1) a young prostitute (2) a teenage slut (3) a piece of trash (4) an irritant

(adj.) Once a man reaches middle age and his formerly remarkable and youthful looks have completely lost their edge, he develops an air of such utter harmlessness that he is no longer attractive to women. A man is described as "avuncular" when he stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like his Uncle Arby.