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Warren G. Harding Middle School
If you ever walk past this school during after school hours, you will be raped and robbed. This school has jumped many students from other schools. The principal has done nothing as well as the security guards. This school deserves to be shot up by a faggot because this school is full of faggots who need to die
Warren G. Harding Middle School by muhballsitch666 May 16, 2019
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Middle Ground
An alternative that does not necessarily have to fulfill the needs/wants of 2 parties but is at least satisfiable. Most commonly used to avoid agree to disagree
Girl: Hunny let's go get some friend chicken from Popeyes.
Boy: Bae we always get fried chicken, how about we try sumthin new. Let's grill some chicken on the grill we just bought.
Girl: But i want the Fried Chicken
Boy: I want the grilled chicked.
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Child: You know KFC serves both right?
(silence)
Girl: Wanna got to KFC?
Boy: I'd be happy to
Girl: I'm happy we found some middle ground , or else you would be sleeping on the sofa again.
Boy: Over some chicken
Girl: Yes over some chicken
Boy: Bae we always get fried chicken, how about we try sumthin new. Let's grill some chicken on the grill we just bought.
Girl: But i want the Fried Chicken
Boy: I want the grilled chicked.
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Child: You know KFC serves both right?
(silence)
Girl: Wanna got to KFC?
Boy: I'd be happy to
Girl: I'm happy we found some middle ground , or else you would be sleeping on the sofa again.
Boy: Over some chicken
Girl: Yes over some chicken
Middle Ground by J Wonda May 17, 2009
Leave Middle Girth
Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
Leave Middle Girth by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021
Middle Grove
Commonly known as "The Grove", the place where nothing is exciting and when there's actually something exciting, its usually bad. Home to many rednecks, lots of hicks, and plenty of hunters. Although against normal stereo-typical redneck hunters, the poplulation actually takes pride in their appearance, and generally have all their teeth. Also home to the Stewart's Shop that sells the largest amount of alcohol, run by the famous manager "Hope", you might find other local celebrities there such as Dukes, Kashiss, an Older or two, maybe even a Goodson, and of course PLENTY of hot coffee. Synonymous with hell, but seems to be a bit colder. Can be seen by Googling 12850
I'm heading out to Middle Grove, heard there was some deer and I'm going to find me one. Or maybe a bitch!
Middle Grove by Kashiss December 13, 2010
microwave middle ground
refers to the length of time we usually choose to cook something: an average of the range specified by a recipe. begs the question, why don't they just tell us to use the number in the middle in the first place?
How long did you put the food in for?
8 minutes. The box said 7 to 9 so I chose the microwave middle ground.
When are you gonna show up at the party?
It goes from 4 to midnight so I thought I'd go at 8, choose the microwave middle ground.
8 minutes. The box said 7 to 9 so I chose the microwave middle ground.
When are you gonna show up at the party?
It goes from 4 to midnight so I thought I'd go at 8, choose the microwave middle ground.
microwave middle ground by jeannee August 6, 2010
middle girl
A girl a taken boy will date on top of his current girlfriend. Neither girl knows about the other.
The middle girl is often met on a vacation the current girlfriend is not on, like a family cruise or a family trip to the beach house. She is often dated just for sex, or is paraded around in a similar manner as a trophy wife, winning her the nickname of "trophy girl" as well.
When the boy is caught out or accused of cheating, he may have his middle girl come to meet the girlfriend and make her give an explanation. The explanation is usually the truth of how she met the boy, but the boy has the full truth. He usually chooses the middle girl in order to fulfill a need his current girlfriend isn't giving him.
The middle girl is often met on a vacation the current girlfriend is not on, like a family cruise or a family trip to the beach house. She is often dated just for sex, or is paraded around in a similar manner as a trophy wife, winning her the nickname of "trophy girl" as well.
When the boy is caught out or accused of cheating, he may have his middle girl come to meet the girlfriend and make her give an explanation. The explanation is usually the truth of how she met the boy, but the boy has the full truth. He usually chooses the middle girl in order to fulfill a need his current girlfriend isn't giving him.
My ex-boyfriend was a sex addict, and when I refused to have sex with him because of my oath of chastity, he got himself a middle girl on his next trip to Bermuda just to satisfy his addiction.
middle girl by Cassie Oakley & Veronica Lane October 7, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.