Microbatt 

Microbatt is masturbating under you pants in front of people

My mates penis is so small he microbatts when he gets his wallet out of his pants

Microbatt by Hurty goodie January 6, 2018

Microaster 

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

MacroBat 

Is also known as: ^v^
Is a common Macro for a bat.
He is also known as "Macro Bat"

Macro Bat is also known for disrupting a conversation for randomly appearing, though his dream is to fly in real life, he is forever trapped online, but always keeps a smile on his face.
He enjoys flying into conversations, random YTMND sites, and emails.
His favorite thing to do is listen to 80's and 90's music and heavily dislikes rap because of the bass.

^v^ MacroBat

Philip: Today I got a Nintendo Wii, though a PS3 would be nice I just don't have 640 dollars."
Dani: I'm sorry.
Philip: It's alright, I have an xbo ^v^...
Dani: Ugh, MacroBat.

MacroBat by Hmmsphil April 10, 2007

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.

'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'

microdate by songtree July 26, 2017

Grand Unified Micronational 

The second best micronational organization

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

Grand Unified Micronational by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020

microballs 

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.

He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.

microballs by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019