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Microaster 

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.
KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.
Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

MacroBat 

Is also known as: ^v^
Is a common Macro for a bat.
He is also known as "Macro Bat"

Macro Bat is also known for disrupting a conversation for randomly appearing, though his dream is to fly in real life, he is forever trapped online, but always keeps a smile on his face.
He enjoys flying into conversations, random YTMND sites, and emails.
His favorite thing to do is listen to 80's and 90's music and heavily dislikes rap because of the bass.
^v^ MacroBat

Philip: Today I got a Nintendo Wii, though a PS3 would be nice I just don't have 640 dollars."
Dani: I'm sorry.
Philip: It's alright, I have an xbo ^v^...
Dani: Ugh, MacroBat.
MacroBat by Hmmsphil April 10, 2007

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.
microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011
A very short date with a finite end point.
'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'
microdate by songtree July 26, 2017

Grand Unified Micronational 

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

microballs 

A derogatory term applied to someone who regularly avoids their responsibilities.
He once again demonstrated his sad condition which was a severe and chronic case of microballs.
microballs by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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