MiTee 

For feminine mitochondrial dna arrogant scientists shortened it to MT DNA (pronounced empty). It's not empty it's Mighty.

For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.

hey gurl...you are mighty MiTee mighty!

MiTee by elizbay December 3, 2019

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

Mileening 

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.

Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.

Mileening by Fua March 25, 2013

must smart a mite 

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

must smart a mite by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

Wrinkled Beef Mitten by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

Mitrean 

Approximately $1,500.00 or 2 BTC.

I just bought a pound of weed for 1 Mitrean.

Mitrean by aphid2 December 13, 2016

bitch mittens 

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012