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For feminine mitochondrial dna arrogant scientists shortened it to MT DNA (pronounced empty). It's not empty it's Mighty.

For males it's Y dna. Why? they are just cumstains on y jockey briefs.

hey gurl...you are mighty MiTee mighty!

MiTee by elizbay December 3, 2019

Michigan Mittens

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

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MiTee • miteena • miteese • Miteeva • Mikee • mites • mitesh • mither • mintee • Mateen

Mileening

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.

Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.

Mileening by Fua March 25, 2013

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must smart a mite

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

must smart a mite by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

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Wrinkled Beef Mitten

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

Wrinkled Beef Mitten by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

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Mitrean

Approximately $1,500.00 or 2 BTC.

I just bought a pound of weed for 1 Mitrean.

Mitrean by aphid2 December 13, 2016

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bitch mittens

Gloves. Specifically, gloves worn while rowing, lifting weights, or doing any other activity that normally causes a person to develop callouses on his or her hands. Refusal to remove and dispose of these gloves earns the wearer the title "Princess Bitch Mittens."

"Uh oh. Lisa snuck her bitch mittens into the boat again."

bitch mittens by yay_fisticuffs November 5, 2012

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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