mites
a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.
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mites are on a chicken's ass.
mites are on a chicken's ass. by Toker13 June 3, 2021
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Sweat mites
Sweat mites by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019
Meth Mites
The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs
Meth Mites by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010
Midge mites
The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.
Sue: What are all these little flies around my head
Tom: There 'Midge Mites'
Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'
Tom: Run
Tom: There 'Midge Mites'
Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'
Tom: Run
Midge mites by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009
whore mites
Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person
Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites
whore mites by Ridiculous Rose June 29, 2014
hood mites
The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Clitoral Lint
See also: Clitoral Lint
Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"
Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."
Girl: "Tha fuck?"
Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."
Girl: "Tha fuck?"
hood mites by Jordan P January 16, 2017
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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