mites 

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites

mites by abe November 16, 2003

mites are on a chicken's ass. 

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

mites are on a chicken's ass. by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Sweat mites 

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch

Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites

Sweat mites by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019

Meth Mites 

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs

Meth mites are not real, go to sleep

Meth Mites by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010

Midge mites 

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

Midge mites by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009

whore mites 

Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person

Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites

whore mites by Ridiculous Rose June 29, 2014

hood mites 

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint

Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"

hood mites by Jordan P January 16, 2017