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metzler

A Metzler is a beautiful but sassy person. They have a royal German bloodline. They often use sarcasm, and humor to define their personality.
“Hey did you see that girl over there? I heard she is a Metzler.”
“Yeah, she must be.”
by Someone u don’t know January 9, 2018
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Metzler

When you jerk off on your roommate's side of the closet and cum on the wall and possibly clothes.
Dude, I totally Metzler'd to the morning report hentai last night.
by ka... February 17, 2021
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Bryce Metzler

A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!
Damn Bryce Metzler just been Bryce Metzler'd
by Bamster14 March 23, 2009
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Declan James Metzler

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life
Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state
by Not Declan. May 21, 2024
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Metzer

A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.
Dang thats the METZER family!
by guest6469 June 29, 2011
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Metzger

A family of German- descendants in the Midwest who are generally well-loved and adorable.

Also: German for Butcher.
Those Metzger boys sure know how to have a good time.
by Metzgirl February 3, 2010
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Black Metaler

Black Metalers listen to Black Metal Music such as Mayhem, Burzum, Dimmu Borgir (Old), Darkthrone and so on. They normally wear black clothes, band or Satanic T-Shirts, pentacle jewelery etc... And not all Black Metalers only listen to Black Metal. And anyone that calls Cradle of Filth Black Metal are faggots because they are fucking not!

In most shit countrys that know nothing, many people mistake Black Metalers for Goths which is a big insult! A Goth is someone that usually listens to Gothic Rock, A Black Metaler is someone that usually listens to fucking Christraping Black Metal!
Faggot: Fucking Gothics!
Black Metaler: We're Fucking Black Metalers and proud, get it right you black nigger!
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Faggot 2: FUCKING BLACK METALERs!!!
Black Metaler: Damn fucking right!
by confessional_rape August 27, 2006
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