metzler

A Metzler is a beautiful but sassy person. They have a royal German bloodline. They often use sarcasm, and humor to define their personality.

“Hey did you see that girl over there? I heard she is a Metzler.”
“Yeah, she must be.”

Metzler

When you jerk off on your roommate's side of the closet and cum on the wall and possibly clothes.

Dude, I totally Metzler'd to the morning report hentai last night.

by ka... February 17, 2021

A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!

Damn Bryce Metzler just been Bryce Metzler'd

by Bamster14 March 23, 2009

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life

Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state

by Not Declan. May 21, 2024