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A Metzler is a beautiful but sassy person. They have a royal German bloodline. They often use sarcasm, and humor to define their personality.
“Hey did you see that girl over there? I heard she is a Metzler.”
Yeah, she must be.”
metzler by Someone u don’t know January 9, 2018
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When you jerk off on your roommate's side of the closet and cum on the wall and possibly clothes.
Dude, I totally Metzler'd to the morning report hentai last night.
Metzler by ka... February 17, 2021

Bryce Metzler 

A Person who has just been decapitated by a walrus!
Damn Bryce Metzler just been Bryce Metzler'd
Bryce Metzler by Bamster14 March 23, 2009

Declan James Metzler 

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life
Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state
A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.
Dang thats the METZER family!
Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011
A family of German- descendants in the Midwest who are generally well-loved and adorable.

Also: German for Butcher.
Those Metzger boys sure know how to have a good time.
Metzger by Metzgirl February 3, 2010

Black Metaler 

Black Metalers listen to Black Metal Music such as Mayhem, Burzum, Dimmu Borgir (Old), Darkthrone and so on. They normally wear black clothes, band or Satanic T-Shirts, pentacle jewelery etc... And not all Black Metalers only listen to Black Metal. And anyone that calls Cradle of Filth Black Metal are faggots because they are fucking not!

In most shit countrys that know nothing, many people mistake Black Metalers for Goths which is a big insult! A Goth is someone that usually listens to Gothic Rock, A Black Metaler is someone that usually listens to fucking Christraping Black Metal!
Faggot: Fucking Gothics!
Black Metaler: We're Fucking Black Metalers and proud, get it right you black nigger!
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Faggot 2: FUCKING BLACK METALERs!!!
Black Metaler: Damn fucking right!
Black Metaler by confessional_rape August 27, 2006
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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