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A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.
Dang thats the METZER family!
Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011
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When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)
My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street
mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012
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He really fucking mentzered your laptop
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