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Metrix

An individual who is considered to be two faced. Back stabber.

A coworker who acts like your friend, but will inform the manager of even the most minor infractions.

A twist of the word matrix defined as a grid displaying patient/employee proportions.
Becareful, she's a metrix, don't do anything or Shana will find out.
by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007
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dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
by MomFatale October 31, 2014
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matrix

a term describing a controlled environment or situation in which people act or behave in ways that conform to roles pre-determined by a powerful person(s) who decides how the world is supposed to function.

Living on or within a matrix may also be referred to as "on the grid", with greater flexibility and choice available to those who venture off-the-grid.
After years of living a boring life, working 9-to-5 on the East Coast matrix, he relocated to Portland, Oregon, where he traded his car for a bicycle and started earning a living with his acoustic guitar.
by D.S. Credito March 12, 2015
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Metrimaphobia

The fear of tape measures, metrima being the greek word for measuring
1) Kelsey has metrimaphobia, she can not be near tape measure

2) I heard the superintendent has metrimaphobia, that is why he is always in the office.
by Reggiegear August 2, 2021
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Escape the matrix

We need to escape the matrix stop the 9-5 jobs stop controlment. be yourself
by saussahe November 14, 2022
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Matrix Juice

Y’all drinking Matrix Juice?
Dead conio want some Matrix Juice.
by R0nlt690 December 31, 2020
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Some Matrix shit

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.
Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.
by Hank McDizzleson May 16, 2010
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