To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.
Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"
by Bryan Ward November 08, 2006
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When a guy/girl leans in to kiss the other person, but the other person swiftly moves their head away from the kisser ultimately avoiding the kiss.
One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.
One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.
-Holy shit yo! that chick just MATRIXED you dawg!!
or
-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!
or
-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!
by G0tch@! April 01, 2010
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by blunt_instrument November 17, 2003
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When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.
"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
by BigRick2008 May 23, 2017
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1. Derived from the film 'The Matrix' when the guy hell moves really fats to avoid an oncoming bullet, a matrix occurs when you do something really sneaky without anyone else noticing to avoid insult or injury. It is also similar in meaning to the word, 'smooth'.
*derek ditches a brick at paulies head, but Paulies ducks to avoid it*
Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!
*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*
Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!
Derek: Whoa man! you just fully matrixed that brick!
*Paulie steals Dereks dildo from right between his arse cheeks without him noticing*
Derek: You fully Matrixed that dildo from right between my arse cheeks!
by watnow August 24, 2006
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