One who is is so consumed with details and perfetion that they spend more time "perfecting things" than actually living!

They slow everyone down, and cause even the most patient of people to explode in a fit of screaming rage yelling "hurry the %@#* up!"

Tom is so meticulous that it takes him 15 minutes to brush his teeth, and another 30 to floss!

meticulous by Anonymous November 20, 2003

Meticulously Disheveled

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.

Meticulously Disheveled by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

meticulous

meticulous: being very precise at a very efficient length of time that works best for all. Its the less perfect way of saying perfection..but meaning just that

He assassinated the man in a very meticulous manner. Nobody, not even the man knew what happened until it was too late.

meticulous by i eat philosophy for breakfast October 17, 2011

Meticulus

A fucking asshole who makes paid ROM

- Hey Meticulus ! When will this be fixed?
- FUCK YOU!!!!! MY ROMS ARE ONLY FOR DONORS NOW

Meticulus by r33int July 26, 2017

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026