metricals 

a disease where multiple substances begin to flow out of your penis.

"Dude i cant believe I'm having a metricals problem right now, it all just keeps flowing on out"

metricals by Morgan_Puppy April 20, 2015

dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.

"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."

dick metrics by MomFatale October 31, 2014

Mythicals 

A mythical is a category of creatures who have paranormal parts or powers. Though wizards or sorcerers are not considered mythicals, there are mythicals like avians, mermaids, otherkin and many more. Many do not belive in Mythicals.

Mythicals are cool!

Mythicals by Cold Fury April 8, 2019

Tebow Metrics 

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

Tebow Metrics by GatorBone November 18, 2011

mesticals 

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

mesticals by MJE November 27, 2007

Metrial

A misspelling of the word "Material" after my friend repeated it I decided to add it. Metrial is another word for Correct or Fix

Grammarly keeps Metrializing my spelling Mistakes
I should download Grammarly to Metrialize my spelling Mistakes

Metrial by SiriusButNotFromHarryPotter March 4, 2022

metrial

Metrial is a typo/misspelling of the word "Material" said by my best friend. Metrial means awesome or something like that.

Spongebob Pirate: Are you ready, bitch?
Siri (my friend): METRIAL GWORL!!1

metrial by veniceonvenus March 4, 2022