Metricide

The killing of one's own staff in their attempt to achieve un-realistic metrics.

No wonder that unit is short of staff, the Chief is known to commit metricide.

by GreekMan57 September 5, 2016

Menticide

The undermining or destruction of a person's mind or will.

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Jake: Those people seem completely brainwashed.

Cody: Yeah, they must have undergone some sort of menticide.

by psycho-muffin August 2, 2009

morticide

DEFINITION 1: Killing the dead.
DEFINITION 2: A song from The Binding of Isaac: Repentance OST.

EXAMPLE 1: PERSON 1: Is doing morticide possible?
PERSON 2: I'm guessing not.

EXAMPLE 2: PERSON 1: Wanna listen to Morticide?
PERSON 2: Yeah! It's a great song!

by what pseudonym do i use February 15, 2022

tetricide

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.

Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

Mermicide

Mermaid genocide.

Sam just killed all the mermaids shish-kebab style. Mermicide II.... Up to 8 years in a federal penetentary.

by Mermaid_Princess July 27, 2013

Metroided

To have all of the abilities, equipment, powerups, etc, removed from a character in a videogame. Often happens at the start, or just before the start, of the game. Occasionally happens in the mid-to-late stages, but usually doesn't last for long. The term comes from the game, Metroid, where a player is usually stripped of all powers just before the game starts, forcing a long and difficult (though actually enjoyable) journey though the planet/space-station to recollect the various abilities you had at the beginning, so that you might destroy the final boss.

A: "I don't like the Metroid games for one reason."
B: "Oh?"
A: "You get Metroided."
B: "Oh."

by Fenixius September 6, 2007

augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.

Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway

by piccoloboy September 10, 2006