2 definitions by GreekMan57

Metricide

The killing of one's own staff in their attempt to achieve un-realistic metrics.

No wonder that unit is short of staff, the Chief is known to commit metricide.

by GreekMan57 September 5, 2016

Phonumdrum

The dilemma one experiences when deciding to answer a phone call from a phone number unknown to you.

Phone calls from a unknown number causes such a phonumdrum.

by GreekMan57 October 12, 2016