Matrecide

mat-re-cide;

verb;

to murder one's own mother taking place on a matress;

He went to jail for the act of Matrecide

by Ink Cartradge JR July 6, 2007

Mathocide

The act of completing or overthinking too much math in a certain or specific amount of time and could evidently lead to mass murder

"Did you hear about Tom?", "yea he went on a Mathocide and ripped his teachers foot off and beat the classroom kids with it"

by Different May 1, 2014

augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.

Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway

by piccoloboy September 10, 2006

mattrecide

To kill a person while on a mattress,i.e. in bed.

Damn, that girl/guy is cute. I'd love to take him/her home and commit mattrecide.

by jahnauasca February 22, 2008

metracide

Usually referred to people who kill themselves on the Metra train railroad, like 'suicide'. The Metra train is in Chicago.

Boy: "Did you hear? There were 10,000 cases of metracide in the last 10 months."

by Ozmah September 29, 2009

matricide

killing your mom. Yeah, just killing your mom. Your birth mom. Yeah, you stab you're mom its matricide. You choke her, it's also matricide. Hey emo kids, now you go write in your blogs about commiting matricide because your mom "doesn't get you". yeah, now you don't have to call it "killing my mom". yep.

Dude, Matricide. I need seven more letters.

by freekin gay kid May 17, 2006

matricide

Matricide is the act of killing one's mother.

In the movie Psycho Norman Bates committed matricide by killing his own mother because she was constantly meddling, screaming and calling all his girlfriends sluts and dirty. What was even more freaky, is that after he buried her, he began to miss her, so he dug her back up again and pretended that she was still alive by dressing up as her and pretending that he was her. Norman also kept her corpse fresh with taxidermy and whenever he was let out of the nuthouse he would constantly dig his mother up to be with her.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007