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The scientific name for Mother.

Ex. Brother is to Brethren, and Mother is to Methren
1. “Hey John, hows your Methren been lately?”
2. “My Methren makes the best cookies.”
3. Thumb’s Methren.
Methren by Determinator_52 March 3, 2020

Methronome 

An unreliable instrument for keeping consistent tempo in music.

Usually a drummer using tweak while performing.
StoneGroove's drummer is an absolute Methronome.
Methronome by Senor Pirvates March 18, 2009

Metheny Face 

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.
While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"
Metheny Face by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Methreed 

When one feels the entire world has touched them inappropriately be it physically or mentally.
I was watching all the troubling news the other day and I felt as if I had been Methreed
Methreed by The Sweig August 10, 2019

Methretary 

The imaginary woman who reminds you what you are talking about,what you are doing, and where you hid your stash, when you are so spaced out on drugs, so you dont have to remember
"Uh, susan (methretary), what the hell am I talking about?"
Methretary by shawn lucas January 22, 2008

Methuen Girl 

A Methuen Girl is a girl that lives in Methuen,Massachusetts who typically wears tight PINK Victoria Secret yoga pants, black eyeliner on the top and bottom of her eyes, tons of mascara,and pin straight hair. Her favorite accessories are her Blackberry Curve, UGGS, and a cigarette (Preferably Newports). She spends her Friday Nights on the top bench at a Methuen Football game wearing the jersey that she wore earlier during school, her Saturdays at a party in someone's basement, and Sundays sleeping. Don't mess with a Methuen girl or they will probably complain about it on Facebook.
Guy:Man that girl is mad dope.

Guy#2:Nah she is such a Methuen Girl.
Methuen Girl by 42020202020 September 30, 2011