A high school in Methuen that is so dirt poor that it doesn't even have walls between classes, and it's a school that essentially magnifies everything high school life has to offer.
It has an unbelievable past record in sports and past accomplishments, but more problems with the students who inhabit it than any other school in the entire New England area. It's certainly considered a shithole in many aspects, but some people seem to enjoy the randomness of the place. Like the rest of Methuen, almost everyone here is a stoner or has something else fucked up with their life one way or another. Others have major anger problems. The school is comprised of four sections, North House, South House, and the Media Labs (also known as ML Hallway) on the top floor, while the SC and BE sections are downstairs along with a few elective classes scattered around. North House is mostly language classes. South House is Math and History. The ML Hallway has Skills classes amd Health. The SC section has science classes and science labs. BE is anything and everything technology.
Methuen High school is filled with /b/tards, newfags, weeboos, faggots, anonymous retards, people who play The Game, and stoners galore. Methuen High school is also the victim of numerous bomb threats and false fire alarms on a nearly monthly basis. There have been a couple years where threatening to blow up the school was trendy or something because it happened like once every other day for a while. All in all this plays back into the randomness of the school. If the school ever had a legit fire alarm, lockdown, or bomb in the building, everyone would die because no one takes it seriously anymore.
Methuen High School is full of failures. The school average was recently determined by a survey with horribly stunning results. 49% of the school is in the D and F range. It's not that everyone is stupid, it's that because of all the druggies, no one really cares. Most drop out and say they'll go back for their GED but of course no one does. Most people who graduate still end up failures in life because no one has the incentive to actually go to college where your future starts to matter.
Basically, the school is again a shithole filled with no-life teens who screwed up the whole city they live in. However, on the very rare occasion that Straight Edge kids go through the school, it tests them to their limits, and they turn out better than everyone else and go on to live lives as laywers, business men and women, or even return to the school as teachers to try and fix the crap that was screwed when they were kids. Little by little, the school is improving. In recent years, dividers were added as 'walls' to make teaching easier.
As stated before, Methuen High magnifies everything. You either come out a ruined, lifeless stoner zombie who becomes an hero later on in life because everything sucks so bad and it's your own damn fault, or you become a very successful person who lives life happier than the average Joe. Methuen High is a true testing ground of all your aspects and traits. It's problems are what make it ironically great.
It has an unbelievable past record in sports and past accomplishments, but more problems with the students who inhabit it than any other school in the entire New England area. It's certainly considered a shithole in many aspects, but some people seem to enjoy the randomness of the place. Like the rest of Methuen, almost everyone here is a stoner or has something else fucked up with their life one way or another. Others have major anger problems. The school is comprised of four sections, North House, South House, and the Media Labs (also known as ML Hallway) on the top floor, while the SC and BE sections are downstairs along with a few elective classes scattered around. North House is mostly language classes. South House is Math and History. The ML Hallway has Skills classes amd Health. The SC section has science classes and science labs. BE is anything and everything technology.
Methuen High school is filled with /b/tards, newfags, weeboos, faggots, anonymous retards, people who play The Game, and stoners galore. Methuen High school is also the victim of numerous bomb threats and false fire alarms on a nearly monthly basis. There have been a couple years where threatening to blow up the school was trendy or something because it happened like once every other day for a while. All in all this plays back into the randomness of the school. If the school ever had a legit fire alarm, lockdown, or bomb in the building, everyone would die because no one takes it seriously anymore.
Methuen High School is full of failures. The school average was recently determined by a survey with horribly stunning results. 49% of the school is in the D and F range. It's not that everyone is stupid, it's that because of all the druggies, no one really cares. Most drop out and say they'll go back for their GED but of course no one does. Most people who graduate still end up failures in life because no one has the incentive to actually go to college where your future starts to matter.
Basically, the school is again a shithole filled with no-life teens who screwed up the whole city they live in. However, on the very rare occasion that Straight Edge kids go through the school, it tests them to their limits, and they turn out better than everyone else and go on to live lives as laywers, business men and women, or even return to the school as teachers to try and fix the crap that was screwed when they were kids. Little by little, the school is improving. In recent years, dividers were added as 'walls' to make teaching easier.
As stated before, Methuen High magnifies everything. You either come out a ruined, lifeless stoner zombie who becomes an hero later on in life because everything sucks so bad and it's your own damn fault, or you become a very successful person who lives life happier than the average Joe. Methuen High is a true testing ground of all your aspects and traits. It's problems are what make it ironically great.
Methuen High had another bomb threat today, but no one went home.
Fire department is pissed because Methuen High pulled the alarm... again.
Out of 100 freshmen in Methuen High, only about 20 graduated.
Fire department is pissed because Methuen High pulled the alarm... again.
Out of 100 freshmen in Methuen High, only about 20 graduated.
by Spades Neil November 3, 2008
An orange and puke green building consisting of no walls. Even more of a shithole than Methuen itself. Best known for turkey slop days.
by Dan April 5, 2005
The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.
A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.
All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)
Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.
All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.
All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)
Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.
All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
by stonerprideright November 20, 2010
Methuen High School is one of the most fucked up high schools in existence. 90% of the students are either smoking during school, or posting on Facebook about their many bugouts and how they "got so muthafuckin high last night." The students there even have sex in the fucking band room. The principle walked in on them, and only God fucking knows what happened to those dumbass cunts. No one likes it there, and nobody gives two fucks about their grades. Students walk around the hallways flipping teachers off and telling them to "go fuck themselves." The food there looks worse than the shit you could find in a garbage can. And apparently one of the principles is allergic to weed, so if you want to be a dick and smoke it in the hallway, he'll get a rash when he walks by you, and your retarded-ass self will have a one way trip to a five day vacation at your house.
by Some Turd December 1, 2011
located in methuen massachuttes, its the biggest pothead school in the state most likely. everyone smokes there when you walk in over 90% of the students are high during school. every one cuts class and are potheads. when you go outside kids smoke cigerrets with the lunch ladies. theres alot of fuckin wierdos there. the princibles suck. one is a olympic runner, ones a marine, ones a alcholic, and the other ones a bitch. SMOKE BLUNTS
by bobbykatie May 28, 2009