Methretary 

The imaginary woman who reminds you what you are talking about,what you are doing, and where you hid your stash, when you are so spaced out on drugs, so you dont have to remember

"Uh, susan (methretary), what the hell am I talking about?"

Methretary by shawn lucas January 22, 2008

mecretary 

A mecretary is a male secretary.

"Their front office has a mecretary."

mecretary by D-Business November 30, 2006

metharetarded 

(n)

Pronunciation: metha-retarddded

Any person who has been up for more than 9 days, taking the rake out at 3am to make sure the roof is flooring properly.

Hereby also known as, an individual fighting with shadow people in the middle of a church parking lot on a Wednesday at 1:30 in the morning.

Once again a human being seen at Walmart in the early morning on the blood pressure monitor for about an hour.

These people should be observed carefully because they will break into your s*** fast. They're also known to leave very quickly so chasing them isn't an option unless you have a firearm.

These people will also be an excellent resource for scrap metal and stolen items, jewelry would be an excellent idea right now here in 2021.

(No offense meant to anyone with disabilities)
(Just observing the community around me)

Any person on that is raking the yard at 3:00 a.m. with a toothpick is clearly metharetarded.

metharetarded by Her Kitten December 8, 2021