Methee 

Meth addict!

Look at the methee stumbling next to the garbage

Methee by Zzztriplez August 15, 2021

methematics 

The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.

Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"

Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"

methematics by Nieva February 26, 2015

Methnecks 

A group of strong, scraggly rednecks that are always jacked up on meth, similar to tweekers but with brute strength and yee yee tendencies. Most likely work in construction, landscaping, or almost always artificial turf installation

We were supposed to get our yard replaced with artificial turf but the company we hired sent a bunch of methnecks to install it and all they did was make weird noises and rub the turf against their face vigorously.

Methnecks by Fat Sharts January 14, 2020

Methdesto 

Modesto, California. The 209.

Methamphetamine capital of the world.

Up in Methdesto we got every drug there is.

Methdesto by Jaynik May 25, 2008

methematician 

1. One who is distinguished in the field of methematics (the study of methamphetamine manufacture, distribution and consumption, together with the history of meth use and its impact on modern culture. A low point in the history of methematics occurred during World War II when allied and axis forces used amphetamine and methamphetamine to enhance and extend (temporally) their fighting skills.
2. A legitimate or underground chemist who excels in the manufacture of the highest quality methamphetamine. Usually, methematicians cook only for themselves and very trusted associates for personal use only. Methematicians actively discourage meth use by the masses. Methematicians focus on the social utility of methamphetamine.
3. An academic or government specialist in the field of methematics who works with law enforcement and drug companies to stem the rising tide of illicit meth use worldwide.

1. At a recent underground lecture, one of this area's leading methematicians discussed the widespread endorsement and promotion of various methamphetamine formulations by the medical profession and pharmaceutical companies through the mid 1970s. The most successful of these products continues to be prescribed for narcolepsy, ADHD and obesity. The lecturer estimated that there are a half million regular recreational users and another three hundred thousand self-medicators who continue to chase the institutional claims from the 1960s and 1970s that methamphetamine relieves depression, alcoholism and seasonal affective disorder.

2. The restrictions on the sale of pseudoephedrine in the U.S. have driven many of our most talented chemists to become methematicians for the Mexican methamphetamine Mafiosos and their "crystal cartels."
3. Lily Chemicals, USA announced today that its brain trust of methematicians had developed a new crime fighting additive to be incorporated into its pseudoephedrine based cold and sinus medications. The Lily spokesperson stated "that the company was committed to frustrating the synthesis of methamphetamine in all laboratories except those licensed by the Food and Drug Administration after consultation with the Drug Enforcement Administration."

methematician by frownandpops July 1, 2010

Meheecans

A way that the television show "South Park" defines mexicans.

"Those fucking Meheecans are crossing the border every day"

"Texas is going to be mad"

Meheecans by 8inchstallion69 October 19, 2011

Methel Island 

Bethel Island, California. An isle in Dirty Waters that is home to a higher than average number of methamphetamine users.

Turtle: Yo! I need a half deck of ice!

Popeye: I'm all out homey! You gotta go out to Methel Island to reup!

Turtle: Damn rogue! I'm tryin' to stay away from Dirty Waters!

Methel Island by ZXY&ABC June 26, 2019