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The word you use to describe the funny person in the group chat. They will usually be the thing keeping the conversation going into the night with funny memes and screenshots. They also WON'T GO TO SLEEP UNTIL 11:30 AT NIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO TO SLEEP.
Man, you're the Mesan of the group.
Mesan by GreenGamer December 16, 2021
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That’s a mean cup of water. 

That’s a mean cup of water — A mytho-legendary quote attributed to The Man in Black himself Johnny Cash when he performed live at San Quentin Prison.

Many people were against his performance in prisons especially prison guard unions who thought that a Johnny Cash prison performances would quite probably incite riots.

What actually happened was that Cash said: “If there are any guards still talking to me could you bring me a cup of water”.

After he finished drinking it, Cash destroyed and crushed the tin cup in which his water had been provided. Then he sang a song about the uselessness of San Quentin Prison and theories of rehabilitation called: San Quentin.

His Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin Album was certified gold on August 12th 1969 and in spite of the documented evidence to the contrary, the legend of the “ That’s a mean cup of water” quote is more powerful than what actually occurred.

But that’s the thing about a good and well told mytho-legendary story: it’s never what actually happened; it’s what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
That’s a mean cup of water. I felt tough like I’ve seen a thing or two; but I’ve never seen anything as hard as the cup of water I just drank!!!!
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Mean Little 

Mean Little is Kigane's papa.
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Often mistaken as a bully. Though he can be a little mean at times, he is still reasonable.

Loyal friend. Will slap you as many times as needed to get you back to your senses.

Has a paradigm of his own to undertand life.

Believes quantum physics is one of the keys that will allow humanity reach a deeper understanding of the universe and ourselves.
Mean Little gives a daily cookie to Kiggy.
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A Classic Plain Cheeseburger at the iconic Dick's Drive-In of Seattle, WA.
After a long night on the town, there is nothing more enjoyable than a Mean Pete from Dick's.
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verb: to meander/mingle ones way through a large function
I’d expected a smallish barbecue, but it turned out to be a monster garden party – through which we meangled for hours.

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Meaniepants 

Possibly the worst insult there is. I am most likely breaking the law by writing this definition. Please only use this insult in a very serious conversation, as anyone who is easily offended will get you punished.
"God, Karen is an actual meaniepants"
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