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They are the most giving friend you'll ever have. Someone who is kind hearted and loving. They put your needs above their own. A person who you can trust and always rely on. Merwe loves being casual and comfortable. Sometimes hard to understand and follows their own head. Needs guidance sometimes. Very independent. His appearance is handsome and appealing, loves sports and the outdoors . Merwe is a leader, that one day will inspire others. He is goal driven and sets goals and plans for his future. Child of God. And loved by many.
I love Merwe.
Merwe by kind se baba November 22, 2021
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Wikus Van De Merwe 

A Badass MNU employee in the 2009 Movie "District 9"

His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.

After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.
Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacles out of my face!

Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!

van der merwe 

someone who studies the mysterious properties of metholated spirits.
random guy: "WTF is she doing!!!???"
random chik: "She is studying really hard for her metho exam."
guy: "What a van der merwe"
van der merwe by The guy upstairs November 25, 2007

Chris VAn Der merwe 

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick
hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

meowey christmas 

Buffy came to the tree and wished her family "meowey Christmas!"
meowey christmas by I, Wreckerrr September 8, 2020

mercer-effect 

Synonyms: Matt Mercer Effect, Matthew Mercer Effect

Matthew Mercer is the Dungeon Master of the popular Dungeons & Dragons show "Critical Role".
The "mercer-effect" is what people call it when fans of the show get into D&D carrying the expectation that their sessions should be at least as good or similar to what they've seen in the show, not keeping in mind that the players seen on Critical Role have years of experience in both D&D and acting.
"I hosted a session with some 1st-timers the other night, they wouldn't stop talking about Critical Role and how we should try to play our game more like that."

"Yeah, that's the mercer-effect all right."
mercer-effect by Vseras April 14, 2019