Merw

To be so drunk the only thing you can text is "Merw"

Merrrrrwwwwww Im Merw

by Druchulain December 10, 2010

van der merwe

someone who studies the mysterious properties of metholated spirits.

random guy: "WTF is she doing!!!???"
random chik: "She is studying really hard for her metho exam."
guy: "What a van der merwe"

by The guy upstairs November 25, 2007

Wikus Van De Merwe

A Badass MNU employee in the 2009 Movie "District 9"

His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.

After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.

Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacles out of my face!

Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!

by A Twist Of The Insane August 26, 2009

Merw

Definition of the word "cunt"

"Hey Jared is a merw you know what im saying?"

by tomson1361 April 14, 2018

Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick

hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022

Merwe

They are the most giving friend you'll ever have. Someone who is kind hearted and loving. They put your needs above their own. A person who you can trust and always rely on. Merwe loves being casual and comfortable. Sometimes hard to understand and follows their own head. Needs guidance sometimes. Very independent. His appearance is handsome and appealing, loves sports and the outdoors . Merwe is a leader, that one day will inspire others. He is goal driven and sets goals and plans for his future. Child of God. And loved by many.

I love Merwe.

by kind se baba November 22, 2021