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Merrissia 

Merrissia are girls with blonde or brown hair they either have brown or hazel eyes and they are strong girls who are warriors and they are beautiful and smart and they are great at most things they have many of friends and sometimes they can have a boyfriend or two and they are lioness girls and a merrissia is mostly cancers or can be a Virgo cause some merrissias can be born in july or September and even a merrissia can be flirtatious and can be an asshole sometimes and stubborn but a merrissia is great at friendships then a relationship
Merrissia by Abbes February 10, 2024
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Merissuality 

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).
I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)
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The hottest, sweetest gal you'll ever meet. As sweet as her 'honey bee' namesake, Melissa, except with an extra 'r' for raunchy. Once you meet a Merlissa, she will sweep you off your feet like a whirlwind, leaving every other girl you met in a wake of destruction, and you wondering why you ever wasted any time with any of the others of the past.
'Have you ever heard of a girl called Merlissa?'

'Have I HEARD of her?? Bro she's a total unicorn'
Merlissa by MysterT April 18, 2017
A very pretty, beautiful woman who is usually a Spanish or a tan skinned person. Very out going but can be shy at times. Loves to party and meet new people/ hangout with her friends.
"Dude, I meet this girl the other day, she was beautiful"
"Sounds like you found a Merissa"
Merissa by xox_k February 13, 2015

merrising 

The act of being a fur wearing leech, that sucks life out of any fun situation.

When a man is owned like a cheap piece of furniture.
Good god. That girl is merrising so hard core! lets go somewhere else.

No, he cant come out tonight he is merrising.

I'm sorry about that guys I was merrising bad.
merrising by cammel jockey November 20, 2011
Beautiful, perfect smile, sexy, great kisser, knows how to have fun and joke around, pretty eyes, Can make you smile without even trying. When she gets upset your get upset. When she is happy you become happy.

I love you baby
When Merissa walked by every guy in the room couldn't help but stare.
Merissa by SuperbadFakeID15 April 3, 2010
Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.
"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."
Morrisian by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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